March 24, 2017

Posts from "thecowl.portfolio"

  • Portfolio | Dec.09, 2016

    A Hero’s Quest

    Joey Aiello ’17 It’s 10pm on a Saturday night and he is on a quest for two things: to consume alcohol and to get laid. If he fails to achieve the latter he will become aggressive and seek to do…

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  • Portfolio | Nov.17, 2016

    My Sense of Dignity, My Sense of Pride.

    Introducing our newest writer: Kiley McMahon ’20 Portfolio Staff I followed him home that day, The thunder striking all around me, Zeus abusing his power over the skies in every which way. We ventured off towards the cliff of the…

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  • Portfolio | Nov.17, 2016

    2020 Election

    by Joey Aiello ’17 Portfolio Staff

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  • Portfolio | Nov.17, 2016

    Stu(Dying)

    by Chrsitie Smith ’17 Portfolio Staff I’m going to paint a picture, one of complete desperation. I really think it’s going to resonate with you. Imagine the moment when you’ve procrastinated so spectacularly that you must now choose between adopting…

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  • Portfolio | Nov.17, 2016

    An Open Letter to Gymnastics

    by Sam Pellman ’20 Portfolio Staff I’m not one to talk up gymnastics, or to tell you I love it with all my heart. In fact, I’ll tell you I hate it. I’ll complain about its difficulty, the stress, and the…

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  • Portfolio | Nov.17, 2016

    It’s Still Happening

    by Matt Farrell ’17 Portfolio Staff Movements push through closed minds, Walls put up, tear down.  For hate is easy, It takes effort to love. I’ve seen tears burst through floodgates With fear leading the brigade. I’ve seen others smug…

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  • Portfolio | Nov.17, 2016

    Listomania

    Courses We Wish Were Offered  Crying 102* Advanced Napping Physics of the Tunnels How To Survive on $2 and Microwavable Food Marvel Cinematic Universe Colloquium Making Dad Proud 380 How to Afford to Go Here The Magic, Mystery, and Art…

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  • Portfolio | Nov.17, 2016

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dearest Tiffany and Earl, How do I deflect the dreaded, yet inevitable, “what are your plans for after graduation?” question this Thanksgiving? Sincerely, Senyahs Dear Scared Seniors, Talk about politics. I know that sounds insane because politics is the last…

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  • Portfolio | Nov.10, 2016

    Election Countdown

    by Joey Aiello ’17 Portfolio Staff

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  • Portfolio | Nov.10, 2016

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dearest Tiffany and Earl, How do I register for my classes? Sincerely, The Entirety of the Freshman Class Dear Frosh, Have you ever seen The Hunger Games? If not, you’re seriously behind on both your pop culture and your knowledge…

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