May 25, 2017

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | May.04, 2017

    Listomania: Rejected Listomania Ideas

    Places Where You Wouldn’t Want to Run Into Friar Dom  Best Places to Do It on Campus  Worst Places to Do It on Campus  Reasons Why Parietals Are Still a Thing  Other Problems an Ice Cold Pepsi Can Solve  Alternatives…

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  • Features | May.04, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, What are your summer/life plans? Sincerely, Your Concerned Aunt Mary-Jo What am I doing for the summer/the rest of my life? To quote the inspirational Kevin Malone, ’’I just want to lie on the beach and…

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  • Features | Apr.27, 2017

    Listomania: Things Found on the Floor After the Spring Concert

    Various Liquids A Single Tube Sock Glitter Sticky Boobs A Term Paper Friar Robes A Concertgoer Rae Sremmurd’s Friend A Glass Eye A Pair of High-Waisted Shorts A Stray Dog Alumni Pizza Crust

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  • Features | Apr.27, 2017

    Tiff & Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, My boyfriend is cheating on me with my best friend— what do I do? On the one hand I love my boyfriend and I love my best friend, but on the other hand I want to…

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  • Features | Apr.06, 2017

    Tiff and Earl 4/6/17

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Who is Rae Sremmurd? Sincerely, I thought I was hip enough to know, but turns out I am not and am now the laughing stock of my friend group and not just my immediate friend group,…

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  • Features | Mar.23, 2017

    Listomania

    Best Places to Cry on Campus Stairwell The Cowl Office The Hallway Next to the Cowl Office Quiet Zone in the Library Aquinas Cupola Onstage in Smith* The Bookstore The Koi Pond Empty Classroom in Feinstein Career Service Office Benches…

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  • Features | Mar.23, 2017

    Tiffany & Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I’m feeling very overwhelmed, how do you de-stress? Sincerely, Everything hurts and I’m dying   Stress cannot be relieved; your only chance is the sweet release of death. That, or a full body massage. -Tiff  …

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  • Features | Nov.17, 2016

    Listomania

    Courses We Wish Were Offered  Crying 102* Advanced Napping Physics of the Tunnels How To Survive on $2 and Microwavable Food Marvel Cinematic Universe Colloquium Making Dad Proud 380 How to Afford to Go Here The Magic, Mystery, and Art…

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  • Features | Nov.17, 2016

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dearest Tiffany and Earl, How do I deflect the dreaded, yet inevitable, “what are your plans for after graduation?” question this Thanksgiving? Sincerely, Senyahs Dear Scared Seniors, Talk about politics. I know that sounds insane because politics is the last…

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  • Features | Nov.10, 2016

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dearest Tiffany and Earl, How do I register for my classes? Sincerely, The Entirety of the Freshman Class Dear Frosh, Have you ever seen The Hunger Games? If not, you’re seriously behind on both your pop culture and your knowledge…

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