June 27, 2017

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Nov.10, 2016

    Listomania

    Best Write-In Candidates Buddy Cianci Darth Vader Dot From Ray Paul Rudd Lin-Manuel Miranda King Arthur Bart Simpson Leslie Knope My Dad Braveheart Charles Dickens & Jonathan Swift Anyone That Works For The Cowl Kanye West A Rock

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  • Features | Nov.03, 2016

    The Adventures of Phil Fellows (Cont’d)

    by David Martineau ’18 Portfolio Staff Phil stared blankly at the disk, his mind strangely empty.  After about thirty seconds, Clementine broke the prolonged silence with a raised eyebrow and a drawl.  “Uhh, helllooo…?” Shaking himself out of his stupor, Phil…

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  • Features | Nov.03, 2016

    Listomania

    Weirdest Thing You Got In Your Trick-or-Treat Bag Someone’s Infant Child—Call Me? A Portal To Another Dimension Donald Trump’s Dignity Hillary Clinton’s Emails A Justin Bieber Album Garbage Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto Broken Headphones Meal Swipes A Lit Cherry Bomb Cottage…

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  • Features | Nov.03, 2016

    Tiffany & Earl

    Photo courtesy of savvysassymoms.com Dear Tiff and Earl, What did you do for Halloween? Did I run into either of you in costume at Whiskey’s by chance? Sincerely, The Girl in the Dragon Costume Dear Gouls and Goblins, On Halloween…

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  • Features | Oct.27, 2016

    The Adventures of Phil Fellows (cont’d)

    Abby Johnston ’17 The last of a molten-gold sunset shimmered behind the trunk of a pine tree, turning the opposite side, and everything else facing Phil, black. They had been following dried and cracked hoof prints for miles up the…

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  • Features | Oct.20, 2016

    Haikus

    How Do I Poem? by: Joey Aiello, ’17 I have to write this But I don’t get poetry Five more syllables Jolt by: Abby Johnston, ’17 Red hand inches forth Time slows as eyes droop, thoughts drift Prof’s voice breaks…

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  • Features | Oct.20, 2016

    Tiffany & Earl

    Dear Tiffany and Earl, Are the vegan nuggets in Ray worth not waiting in line? Sincerely, Late for Class Dear Tardy, Nothing vegan is ever worth not waiting for. I’m just going to come out and say that right now.…

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  • Features | Oct.20, 2016

    Listomania

    Things We Forgot Over the Three Day Weekend Convenience of a small Friartown The first half of the semester Midterms are coming Winter is coming All Homework Civ Reading* How to Ray Time Phone charger Netflix Password Pretend Mondays WHat…

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  • Features | Oct.20, 2016

    The Adventures of Phil Fellows (Cont’d)

    by Marisa Gonzalez, ’18 Portfolio Staff The smell of ale was the first thing that struck him. Well, ale and sweat. Phil tried his hardest to hold in his vomit. “Thank you Chibbs, I wanted to taste my dinner again,”…

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  • Features | Oct.12, 2016

    Emily and Charlotte Bronte Walk into Starbucks

    by Abby Johnston ’17 & Clara Howard ’19 Portfolio Staff (The morning rush of the first day of pumpkin spice lattes.) Charlotte: Sister dear, let’s pause our morning circuit for this quaint, well-attended tavern. *Holds door* Emily: Thank you. Gracious!…

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